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because livejournal is... [Sep. 20th, 2008|09:29 am]
crimsonoke
[music |Black light burns]

i thought i should update those who potentially read this.

Life is looking way the hell up.
Im busy, im happy, im semi productive.

ive got female prospects...yes more than 1 holy cow right?
school is Meh, but it always is. I love my teaching course. Thank you for a challenge

both jobs randolph and pjs are going swimmingly. I might be up for yet another civil service position with the city. Here's to hopin but im not holding my breath.

ive been regularly going to the gym. Ive gotten a haircut, new glasses/contacts, and a credit card.

Im saving up for a new computer so i can play Warhammer online and other things that come out.

Have anymore questions? you know how to reach me.

ciao!
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Thank you: Brett [Jul. 11th, 2008|08:56 am]
crimsonoke
[music |ashes divide]

to warm bretts new house we go over for drinks.
his semi-creepy old lady neighbors decide to join us.
the swedish one took a liking to...my hair...
brett yells from the house:

"Kyle...just go for it. we need to get you some sex. You have to start somewhere, so when you do it with a girl you like, it wont be the first time."


thanks brett. thanks for lookin out, and thank you will for keepin the alcohol flowin.
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dream 7/1/08 [Jul. 1st, 2008|09:02 am]
crimsonoke
my mom took me to the library and i hated this little kid for readign the book i wanted to check out. so we leave and she drives into catalina highschool. Just onto the field, which is a golf course. And we get chased by angry golfers. So i leave. And i go with my friend to bring his shiny new wii home to his wife and child. We are excited. When we get there she tells us we are stupid because what are they going to do with a wii if they are moving? I proceed to sit on a couch while she continues to make him feel inadequate. She drops the baby on the couch, but misses by that much. It lands hard on its ass, on the ground and looks up at her like wtfbitch? Its not crying, its just hurt on the inside. She proceeds to tell the baby about how she didnt drop the baby, but it felldowngoboom.


And then i woke up.
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Its always a girl [Jun. 26th, 2008|10:15 am]
crimsonoke
[music |unified theory - sun will come]

isnt it?

-ignoring me
-punishing me and not setting proper boundaries, do i deserve them?
-promising things she cant deliver

I didnt get another civil service position, and again with no feedback as to why.
playing far too much wow, but i spose thats not newsworthy.
i work in a strip club, for those who didnt know. Few times a week, making food. Ho hum.
"Sad, angry, bored? Get a dance!" seems to be the train of thought.

Time to come back to reality.
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you never know when you will say something.... [May. 10th, 2008|09:23 pm]
crimsonoke
[music |protest the hero]

that will provoke a response you didnt expect. HENCE yada.
memorable quotes from my recent past

"man, i feel like pauly shore looks"
"sometimes its just like you dont know what you dont know, till it smacks you on the ass and makes you its bitch with a side of nachos"



as you were, present arms, Huh!
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Take that HS person [Apr. 21st, 2008|10:39 pm]
crimsonoke
To Kyle:

Today at 4:57pm
Yeah...its one thing to tease someone you're good friends with but you haven't established any kind of rapport with me in recent years so it would be wise to lay off the rude jokes. The last time I saw you I don't believe I was impressed by the level of respect, (or lack of), you showed for me and my profession. I believe all I heard about was how sexual my profession was.
I was hoping that you had matured beyond that being your favorite kind of joke cause I really liked ya in highschool. You were a fun friend.
I really just don't appreciate crude humor, espically when it is an insult to my integrity. Otherwise I think my sense of humor is pretty healthy. Try starting over if you care to be my friend.
Have a good day :)
-HS person X


Oh yeah i strike again.
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i quit [Mar. 16th, 2008|09:32 pm]
crimsonoke
movin on. hopefully
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big hard sun [Feb. 19th, 2008|10:10 am]
crimsonoke
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[Current Location |barely awake]
[music |eddie vedder - big hard sun]

so i wrote my first paper for a class that took me 35 min to write 3 pages in response to an article. I knew it was trash when i wrote it. Its me criticizing administrations of high schools and ranting about the similarities to the students in my HS to the ones in the article. Because of the teacher: 29/30. Whoever says college is not high school hasnt taken the classes i have.
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(no subject) [Feb. 17th, 2008|09:14 pm]
crimsonoke
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[music |mars volta - aberinkula]

ive got a gangly gaggle of gallymanders. what to do?
(ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts)
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repost from myspace, whatre the odds? (pst drunkenljftw) [Feb. 9th, 2008|10:22 pm]
crimsonoke
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[Current Location |homies]
[music |got me wrong - AIC]

Ive always found this quote amusing, its on every beer bottle


"According to the surgeon general, women should not drink alcoholic beverages"



now if you take that and put it into context (of the rest of the label) its much less funny.

"According to the surgeon general, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects."

sorry to dissappoint the chauvanists.


you ever drink a moosehead?


i have, and now i can attest, delicious, i might be a canadian at heart.

to end that with eh? would be a little cliche (pronounced Cli-chee) even for me
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